Chisfuck

Since I came to this forsaken zoo
called Caribbean Terrance I have been subjected to various tortures.
The Head of them is an old bwoy called Chisolm.
Better known as Chisfuck.

This miserable old bastard has done everything to get me out
so he and his sometimes slam, the Mampy can capture the house
and rent out every ten feet to a different character and
get the cash.

The most recent trick was in not paying the light bill.
So the light was cut off, Melanie had to pay extra to
have it turned on.

Chisfuck showed up this morning, thinking I wasn't home,
pounding on the door like Bigfoot and when I opened it,
he nearly died, because he believed I'd gone out.
Every Saturday morning I go out.

Chisfuck gives me two bills due like on Sunday.
He got the bills about 8 days ago, sat on them,
so that I'd be put in difficulty.

Unfortunately, I can pay online.
Which I did.

Of course he doesn't know that, and must assume
that at any moment the lights will go, the water
will stop.

Why no one killed him ten years ao is just pure
laziness.